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Y/n and Hisoka left their penthouse soon after. Y/n barely ever left their residence in Heaven's Arena, so it was a shock to them when many workers started to wave them off.

They looked to Hisoka, who treated it as any other day. No doubt, it was his fame that was getting them such a grand send off.

"So noisy.." Y/n groaned, "Can't they just shut up?"

Hisoka tilted his head, "You want them to shut up?" He asked. In a second, each person's throat had been slit, "How's that, doll?"

Y/n blinked, staring uncaringly at the people who had just been killed without mercy, "Disgusting," Y/n said simply, "Human blood is filthy."

"So picky.." Hisoka sighed, holding the door open for the puppet to walk through, "We must go on a boat to the site, from there it'll be easy."

Y/n nodded, stepping over the puddles of blood staining the floor and walking out of the arena. The harsh sunlight made them squint slightly.

All this work, just to become something they didn't want to be.

Just as the two had started walking to the port, Y/n's phone buzzed. They took it out to see a text from a contact labeled as "Number Six."

Number 6
heyyy y/n! rlly missed u at the meeting yesterday 💔

Y/n
Don't call me that. And I was not made aware there was a meeting?

Number 6
hisoka 'forgot' to tell u again?
well, i'll make sure to text u the next time we have one! ❤️

Y/n
Don't put a heart while texting me.
I will remind him to come next time.

Number 6
can't wait, balladeer!!! ❤️

"Darling?" Hisoka called, tearing Y/n's eyes away from their phone screen, "What are you doing, exactly?" He asked.

Y/n rolled their eyes, "Shalnark said we missed another meeting," They told the clown, "I'm starting to think you don't care about fighting Lucifer."

"Aw, are you missing your precious troupe?" Hisoka pouted, patting Y/n on the head, "Don't worry your pretty little head about it, 'Balladeer~'"

Y/n scoffed, "You know I despise it when you call me that."

"And yet, you don't do anything about it.."

"We both know why that is," Y/n truly did dislike Hisoka. He was perverted, and had far too much bloodlust. But, he was Y/n's only way out of the hell they were trapped in. He could unlock the powers Y/n's creator had sealed inside them all those years ago.

The two walked in silence for the rest of the trip. It was broken up occasionally by Hisoka popping a bubble of gum, or humming a song, but the two didn't speak to each other.

"Darling?" Hisoka spoke as the two reached the port. The large boat which would lead them to the exam was in front of them, "Stay behind me."

"I can deal with men, Hisoka," Y/n scoffed, "I am not a child."

Hisoka laughed, "Of course, dear," He nodded as the two stepped on the boat. Y/n was slightly behind Hisoka as they begun to walk in.

One man whistled, "The clown got a pal?" He teased, "And a pretty one at that-"

Before the man could finish his words, three cards cut through his body, "I recommend you refrain from speaking about my doll ever again?"

Y/n looked at the lifeless body, "What scum. Human filth." The man's blood poured all over the ship. Y/n sighed, avoiding it as best as they could, "You get everything so dirty when you kill."

"And you have a better method?" Hisoka teased.

"Yes, actually, I do," Y/n sighed as they looked around the ship and pointed at a scared, unlucky, onlooker. Lightning shot from their fingertip and killed the man, "Like that."

Hisoka laughed, "Your nen is so powerful," He crossed his arms, "I wonder what it will be like once I unseal your true potential?"

Y/n scoffed. Hisoka Morrow was a strange man. Y/n used him, so he, in turn, decided to use them. He would help the puppet get stronger, and once they reached their limit, he would fight them. He wouldn't allow anyone else to touch a hair on their head until they had fully 'ripened.'

Y/n sat down on a crate while they watched Hisoka slaughter every last person on the boat. Never once did Y/n gag or flinch, never once did they look away. Humans were filthy creatures who deserved to be killed. Humans were horrible.

Y/n knew Hisoka was no different. He killed for the thrill of it.

"You done?" Y/n asked lazily, "You're making such a mess."

"Almost..~ I just have to speak to the captain for a moment."

Y/n hummed, deciding to go on their phone in the meantime.

Spiders 🕷️
14 members

Number 6
i contacted the balladeer!
everything should be sorted!

Danchou
Good.

Number 9
I'm not sure why the fours are here in the first place.

Number 2
agree.
never show up.

Number 4 (Puppet)
Hello.

Number 8
Who is this?

Number 6
that's the balladeer!
the jester's little assistant!

Number 4 (puppet)
I am no such thing. Do not refer to me as such.

Number 3
If anything, Hisoka's their assistant.

Number 4 (puppet)
Correct.

Number 11
Haha!

Number 4 (puppet)
Why send a message if all you do is laugh?
Stop wasting my time, I came here for a reason.

Number 6
and here i was thinking balladeer just wanted
to chat </3 :(

Number 4 (puppet)
When will the next meeting take place?

Danchou
Early September.

Number 4
Thank you, Danchou.

Y/n once again closed their phone, peeking into the captain's room to see what was going on. Of course, Hisoka had a card to the old man's throat.

Suddenly, the boat sped up, causing the corpses on the body to roll around and splash blood everywhere. Y/n grimaced and stood up, entering the captain's room.

"Couldn't handle being without me?" Hisoka teased.

Y/n shook their head, "I'm here because the corpses were making a mess. I'm not getting my clothing dirty."

Hisoka hummed, "That's too bad.." He pouted, "I adore seeing you drenched in blood."

"Yeah, well, take a picture next time it happens," The puppet shrugged, "Then it'll be with you forever."

"P-please!" The captain gasped, looking at Y/n, "Save yourself! This man is ruthless! He'll kill you!"

Y/n blinked, "Oh no," They said sarcastically, "Who the hell do you think you are?"

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